FUNNY RIDDLES

                                                 

      
           Who can guess right,here we go;

• I live for laughter,I live for the crowd,Without it i am nothing.What am i ?                                                  a clown 
•  No sooner spoken than broken.What is it ?                                                                                                    a silence 
• What eight letter word contains only one letter ?                                                                                      an envelope
• What is the difference between a new 20 dollar bill and an old one ?                                                          19 dollars
• Long and slinky,like a trout,never sings till it's guts comes out.What is it ?                                                 a gun
• Tom tan got a tan he bought some tokens.How many t's are in that ?                                                 2 t's are in that
• If you put blue-coloured wood in green-coloured water,What will happen ?                                               it will get wet
• i am seen at night but not at daylight.I have a long tail.My life is short but brighter as a flashlight in the dark,What am i ?                                                                                                                  shooting star
• How do you throw a ball so that it goes a short distance,stops then goes the other way ? It can't hit anything and it is not a boomerang ball ?                                                                                          you throw it up
• I give you a group of three.One is sitting down and will never get up.The second eats as much as is given to  him yet is always hungry.The third goes away and never returns.What are the three ?                                                                                                                                                                 stove,fire and smoke

• When you are in your room and you are leaning against something that can be hard but mostly soft.You go to sleep and you are lying on this.When you get up you are still  lying on this.What am i ?                                                                                                                                                              bed
• It can get a clock but cannot tell time.It can get a bed bit cannot sleep.It can get shoes but doesn't have legs.It can get a book but cannot read.It has a face but cannot talk.It has a number but cannot count.What is it ?                                                                                                                                Money
• You're stuck on a forked road on your way to California.You see two brothers.One of the brothers is a liar and the other only tells the truth.You can only ask both of them one question each.To get to your destination,which question would that be ?                                                           you would ask each of them:if you were your brother,which road would you take ?
• A man was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water.His record was 6 min,a kid that was listening said,I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment.The man told the kid if he could do that he would give him 10,000.The kid did it and won the money.Can you figured out how ?                                                                                     the kid filled a  glass of water a held it over his head for 10 minutes.

             So therefore in live don't always act as if you know everything because sometime things don't work in the right perspective  as we would have thought.Hope you find this interesting and thanks for stopping by.